yes i am a comedy genius please give me my medal and college degree and nasa agreement and elon musk signed autograph

How old ru? i am 98 (almost 99 woohoo)
So people hate you? no im so hot and epic and cool and hHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do people text you? no because I TEXT THEM YEAH B)
who do u live wit? JOE MAMA ahHAHAHHAHAH
What's ur name? deez nuts gangsta
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If u are wanting to ask me questions, don't I HATE OU ALL