Introducing My new product! it's callled: Goo Slurp! It's an energy drink that give's you more energy than any energy drink! with no after effects.

We have only one flavor at the moment and it's green apples and watermelon! We'll start shipping out the product in 3 months.

Only 2.99$ and is the size of a coca-cola bottle. All of our flavors are completely natural with no high fructose corn syrup etc.

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happy april fools