turn his mum gay

make him choke on his own tiny penis

no u

(he dies instantly)

I Would kill it with my trident of edgy

I will restrain him and then throw him into a pool of hungry sharks

I would kill you of the worst form ever
(take this as a joke)
Show him the internet
Poison cake
mirror in front of him to see the spider dancing behind him
and OOFING him

hang the person from a tree while filming it.