this goes out to all underaged block-dudes. stop messaging me and asking me to get "freaky". I don't love you; I think your character is fat and bald, you're too young to be here-- or at least I hope you're young. whatever you identify as, you're a total monstrosity! you aren't getting any affection from me and I'm not clicking your links! no, I don't have discord, so I'm not sending you "pleasant content", now scram!

wanna be my girlfriend

What about me?

be my e kitten ill give you 10k bucks for it