That one insane shitposter nobody gives a shit about

Eᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀᴛᴇ?... Sʜᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ? Hᴇ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ɪs sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀᴛᴇ?... Sʜᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ? Hᴇ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ɪs sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀᴛᴇ?... Sʜᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ? Hᴇ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ɪs sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀᴛᴇ?... Sʜᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ? Hᴇ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ɪs sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀᴛᴇ?... Sʜᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ? Hᴇ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ɪs sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀᴛᴇ?... Sʜᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ? Hᴇ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ɪs sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀᴛᴇ?... Sʜᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ? Hᴇ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ɪs sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀᴛᴇ?... Sʜᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ? Hᴇ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ɪs sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀᴛᴇ?... Sʜᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ? Hᴇ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ ɪs sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ғʀɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴏᴘ