I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do

Afterlife? If I thought I had to live another life, I’d kill myself right now!

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The ‘x’ makes it sound cool.

Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.