Wake up on the wrong side of my floor
My clothes still smell like the night before
Where am I?
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)
I'm like a fat kid running through a candy store
I'm like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of w hores
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
I'm not trying to be a saint
I don't wanna be president someday
I'm just trying to make my way (Yeah)
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
It ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
So if you f uck up all the time
Let's all sing
Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right
Da Da Da Da
My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
And that being with me is what turned her gay
What's with me?
Why does this happen all the time? (Time)
I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
I'm not trying to be a saint
I don't wanna be president someday
I'm just trying to make my way (Yeah)
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
It ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
So if you f uck up all the time
Let's all sing
Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right
Da Da Da Da
I'm just a bad luck charm
To blame when things go wrong
Been cursed since I was born
Maybe one day I'll change
For now all I can say
Yeah
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
It ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a f uck up, yeah
So if you f uck up all the time
Let's all sing
Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right
Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right
Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right
Da da da da da da
Ah, f uck it