I love Garfield, yes, let's get this straight. I love Garfield. The ginger lasagne eating fat cat Garfield. Garfield gives me strength, Garfield is the light. I love Garfield. How can you not love Garfield? I love Garfield. Garfield is my power, he is the light. I love Garfield. I pray to Garfield, when I don't pray to Garfield he beats me, I have scars, though, justified. I should pray to Garfield. I should forgo eating, sleeping, breathing, sitting, standing, walking, drinking, blinking, seeing, hearing, dying, fearing, loving, fearing, crying, fear and justifying when I do one of these things. I love Garfield, he is the power, he is the light, he is my strength.