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So, there was a guy named Jimmy who was walking down the alleyway and then he saw a tall woman that he didn't recognize. Once he got closer, he saw a white minivan pull up near there. He then realized the woman was Thiqq. He then...well, let's just say soviet beluga is a horny child. After, he saw some guy named Todd when he exited the alleyway. Thiqq from the back of the alleyway shouted ''Ahhhh!'' for no reason at all. After, Thiqq started post farming. Jimmy's bones then turned into dust due to him being an orphan. He then reformed and asked, if he could propose to you. He said to Todd. However, Todd then called him a noob and walked away. Then he shit in hell and the shit that he shit in hell then married itself and had children. The entire world turned into macaroni until he returned from hell. Yasin then said, ''Thiqq, here's a hammer.'' Which was a ban hammer and then he terminated Thiqq along with Unirat. Then drd died of tuberculosis. Cherrie then received 1,00,000,000 likes and followers on social media. A day later, Jimmy went to Inspiring's house and gave her a gun to protect herself from yasin. After, Freddy Fazbear became real. After cherrie got so many simps supporters, she was pg'ed by RainbowDude. After Jimmy left from Inspiring's house, he started singing a dead awful meme song on his way back to his house. Inspiring was then able to assassinate many people and steal Brick Saint. Which, made many people very angry. Cherrie, seeing herself get pg'ed, she obliterated RainbowDude. Then some random guy committed suicide because he hated the world we lived in. Since people were angry at Thiqq, her home address was leaked and she had to relocate to another state. Suddenly, a horde of furry haters known as the Furry Hater Clan went to war with all of Cherrie's followers and won the war at the battle of Sample Text. After this victory, they massacred her along with her fans. However, what they did not realize is that Cherrie was a god. Tapped then decided that all of this was too crazy and he was going to upload it to YouTube. Out of nowhere, Markiplier then appeared for no reason at all. After Tapped planned on uploading this to YouTube thiqq got mad for no reason at all and started cussing him out. Tapped, seeing this had to give her a free shoutout. Markiplier after appearing for some weirdass reason said ''Bye lol'' and mysteriously disappeared. Then he reappeared and said ''I'm gay and in love with yasin'' and then stabbed himself. Randomly, spacebuilder appeared and got the spacebonker. No one was prepared for what was going to happen next. As a result of this, Jimmy had to go into hiding.
Then Markiplier took his car to the living and crashed it and died. With this death, everybody cheered. Cherrie then advertised her roblox account even though she already died. Then sh_xr returned but talking about sh_xr on BH is like bringing up the holocausts in Germany, so we all beat that qwerty guy to death because he was a thiqq simp. Thiqq after seeing qwerty bring sh_xr back went over to him and beat him to death as well while he cried. After, R0R drank his tears. Cherrie then got sexual pleasure from T0PH4T saying all of her followers were alts and started to sing Allstar. Then **thiqq died***. Jimmy started thinking to himself, he figured out he was a blue car that wanted to be a kidz bop technician but ended up starting to getting into politics. After, BH went into a civil war that would eventually cause space to sell the site to Jimmy, but for now the war goes on. Everyone on BH formed a coalition against the Thiqq simps and began burning their houses down. As a result, they began to riot, causing a civil war. Meanwhile, an infamous hacker by the name of poopeater1637 takes advantage of this and cracks into the BH code. In doing this, he hacked the site, resulting in many things happening. Now that he controls the site, he brings back IP banning and many people would be IP banned, such as Thiqq, Mummies and much more. However, he also takes the time to unban some users who deserve to be unbanned. Phones saw this and in fear turned himself into an UwU shirt. While various users would be unterminated, such as; Huge, yard, Naw, Adam Sandler, Emm and idot. Cherrie's heart thumps as the site is in total wreck and chaos. However, another anonymous hacker managed to hack onto the site and unterminated thiqq. Some speculate that it was probably Thiqq that did this. During these several hackings and the civil war, daycare was given his ftp back along with his Classic Jungle hat. Dysphoria was then removed her admin and was fired. After, yasin was then fired. Cherrie sobbed loudly after the fall of the site. Square was then hired as a moderator to replace Yasin's spot. Meanwhile, Jimmy became a candidate and was appointed into office as the official president and supreme ruler of Russia. While mexicans was appointed in control of the smallest natural island on earth. Jimmy, now the strategic president of Russia, declared war on all Post-Soviet countries and annexed all of them. He then reestablished the Soviet Union. However, in doing this he made the west declare war on him. However, the west were too busy due to most of their capitals being raided by savage thiqq simps looking to cause chaos across other nations. Since Brick-Hill was in a civil war, things were falling apart even more and started affecting nations outside of BH. After Jimmy's many conquests, he established new death camps where everyone with a Tik Tok account would be sent there. Meanwhile, the alleyway the story started in was as dark and dank as every. A new entity emerged from the darkness, it was a big group of crabs who stormed crab rave as they raided the entire city that Jimmy was previously in.
Then Markiplier took his car to the living and crashed it and died. With this death, everybody cheered. Cherrie then advertised her roblox account even though she already died. Then sh_xr returned but talking about sh_xr on BH is like bringing up the holocausts in Germany, so we all beat that qwerty guy to death because he was a thiqq simp. Thiqq after seeing qwerty bring sh_xr back went over to him and beat him to death as well while he cried. After, R0R drank his tears. Cherrie then got sexual pleasure from T0PH4T saying all of her followers were alts and started to sing Allstar. Then **thiqq died***. Jimmy started thinking to himself, he figured out he was a blue car that wanted to be a kidz bop technician but ended up starting to getting into politics. After, BH went into a civil war that would eventually cause space to sell the site to Jimmy, but for now the war goes on. Everyone on BH formed a coalition against the Thiqq simps and began burning their houses down. As a result, they began to riot, causing a civil war. Meanwhile, an infamous hacker by the name of poopeater1637 takes advantage of this and cracks into the BH code. In doing this, he hacked the site, resulting in many things happening. Now that he controls the site, he brings back IP banning and many people would be IP banned, such as Thiqq, Mummies and much more. However, he also takes the time to unban some users who deserve to be unbanned. Phones saw this and in fear turned himself into an UwU shirt. While various users would be unterminated, such as; Huge, yard, Naw, Adam Sandler, Emm and idot. Cherrie's heart thumps as the site is in total wreck and chaos. However, another anonymous hacker managed to hack onto the site and unterminated thiqq. Some speculate that it was probably Thiqq that did this. During these several hackings and the civil war, daycare was given his ftp back along with his Classic Jungle hat. Dysphoria was then removed her admin and was fired. After, yasin was then fired. Cherrie sobbed loudly after the fall of the site. Square was then hired as a moderator to replace Yasin's spot. Meanwhile, Jimmy became a candidate and was appointed into office as the official president and supreme ruler of Russia. While mexicans was appointed in control of the smallest natural island on earth. Jimmy, now the strategic president of Russia, declared war on all Post-Soviet countries and annexed all of them. He then reestablished the Soviet Union. However, in doing this he made the west declare war on him. However, the west were too busy due to most of their capitals being raided by savage thiqq simps looking to cause chaos across other nations. Since Brick-Hill was in a civil war, things were falling apart even more and started affecting nations outside of BH. After Jimmy's many conquests, he established new death camps where everyone with a Tik Tok account would be sent there. Meanwhile, the alleyway the story started in was as dark and dank as every. A new entity emerged from the darkness, it was a big group of crabs who stormed crab rave as they raided the entire city that Jimmy was previously in.