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Once upon a time there was a talking cow who liked to eat poop. One day he was eating his daily poop, but then he choked on his poop and he died. But then he was reincarnated as a dog, he was really confused and he just started eating poop again, and then he choked again but he didn't die. God came above him telling him to stop eating poop and saved him from choking, but he didn't want to listen, so he kept eating poop and god was MAD. So he tried to throw lighting at him, but the dog didn't care and continued. Then he met another dog, she was beautiful and then he asked her out, but she refused. God has soon got his revenge on the evil and wicked dog and reincarnated and turned him into a human. The girl dog ended up running away but the human continued to eat poop but then his stomach started to hurt, so he went to the doctors and they found out he has cancer and he will die in 1 day. The dog felt shame and guilty for his actions and wished to go back in time to fix his mistakes so he spoke to god, and asked him to grant his one wish, to go back in time... God accepted his request, but with one condition, to pray in church every sunday. The dog accepted the challenge and fixed his mistakes and turned back into a cow and started eating normal food, though the cow wasn't satisfied. After he fixed what he has done wrong, he seen once again, a beautiful creature. This time, it wasn't a dog, it was a.... rat and it had cow feet!!! The cow was in love. He went to go talk to this lovely rat, to see what she's up to but actually it turned out to be a pig. The cow used dark magic to make it into a cow! But the other cow saw a big muscular big chungus, the cow felt threatened by this gigantic chungus, the cow was brave so it just stepped closer to the big chungus, AND ATE THE BIG CHUNGUS IN 1 BITE, CONSUMING ITS POWER!! The cow has suddenly forgotton his quest with god and rushed to church, before the end of sunday night! Then it prayed to god for mercy, The End.
Previously known as: 15AWAY
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Once upon a time there was a talking cow who liked to eat poop. One day he was eating his daily poop, but then he choked on his poop and he died. But then he was reincarnated as a dog, he was really confused and he just started eating poop again, and then he choked again but he didn't die. God came above him telling him to stop eating poop and saved him from choking, but he didn't want to listen, so he kept eating poop and god was MAD. So he tried to throw lighting at him, but the dog didn't care and continued. Then he met another dog, she was beautiful and then he asked her out, but she refused. God has soon got his revenge on the evil and wicked dog and reincarnated and turned him into a human. The girl dog ended up running away but the human continued to eat poop but then his stomach started to hurt, so he went to the doctors and they found out he has cancer and he will die in 1 day. The dog felt shame and guilty for his actions and wished to go back in time to fix his mistakes so he spoke to god, and asked him to grant his one wish, to go back in time... God accepted his request, but with one condition, to pray in church every sunday. The dog accepted the challenge and fixed his mistakes and turned back into a cow and started eating normal food, though the cow wasn't satisfied. After he fixed what he has done wrong, he seen once again, a beautiful creature. This time, it wasn't a dog, it was a.... rat and it had cow feet!!! The cow was in love. He went to go talk to this lovely rat, to see what she's up to but actually it turned out to be a pig. The cow used dark magic to make it into a cow! But the other cow saw a big muscular big chungus, the cow felt threatened by this gigantic chungus, the cow was brave so it just stepped closer to the big chungus, AND ATE THE BIG CHUNGUS IN 1 BITE, CONSUMING ITS POWER!! The cow has suddenly forgotton his quest with god and rushed to church, before the end of sunday night! Then it prayed to god for mercy, The End.
Previously known as: 15AWAY
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