One day satan said to me “The best way for you to get a friend is to torcher them and distermenate them soon they will be forced to be your friend or your sex slave forever”

Ok satan thanks for the advise your the best <3 now i can finnaly get a tru friend

Ok then here it goes :
You better friend me or my belt will go wee wee wee all the Way to your ass.
Well if you refuses to friend me i will commit bleach out ur eyes and twist your dick