9 things I know about you:
1. You're reading this.
2. You're human.
3. You can't say the letter 'p' without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You're laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you just skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
9. You're laughing at this because everyone does it.