04:56 PM 15/04/2019
im gonna get arrested soon, i stole my dog's air and he called 911. Now i dont know when is police coming to my house. Help please?
05:00 PM 15/04/2019
First of all, calm down. You'll look suspicious if you're all jittery and such.
Second, lie. Look 100% certain about what you're saying, and don't hesitate.
Third, improvise. If something looks out of place, then brush it off and distract them with more meaningless info.
Fourth, ???.
Fifth, profit.
Second, lie. Look 100% certain about what you're saying, and don't hesitate.
Third, improvise. If something looks out of place, then brush it off and distract them with more meaningless info.
Fourth, ???.
Fifth, profit.