3 random egg puns

[ㄒ卄丨匚匚] Micheal
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11:06 AM 21/03/2019
1. Why did the egg feel so good?

because he got laid!

2. What did the egg say after someone bumped into him?

Egg-scuse me!

3. What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?

It scrambled.


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11:06 AM 21/03/2019
get outta here


[ㄒ卄丨匚匚] Micheal
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11:06 AM 21/03/2019
Quote from off topic police , 11:06 AM 21/03/2019
get outta here
ddfds


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11:08 AM 21/03/2019
Egg : Sees butt once
Egg : Becomes hard(boiled).


[ㄒ卄丨匚匚] Micheal
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11:12 AM 21/03/2019
aaaaa


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[im] zss
Joined 30/09/2018
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12:02 PM 21/03/2019
That made my day


[15] UnwantedWarrior
Joined 22/01/2019
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12:07 PM 21/03/2019
those are more like dad jokes or maybe even uncle jokes

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