02:32 PM 12/12/2019
I was curled in my bed when I saw him near
His face came in vision, and then it was clear
Obama came to me and said, “Wow, you’re cute,
I’d love to get inside of your poop chute.”
I giggled a bit and said “Yes!” with glee
Just seconds later, Obama was in me.
He fucked me a while, then came real hard,
He filled my tummy up, like I was fat with lard.
He said, “I’ll tell you a secret, but keep it so,”
Then his smile seemed to brightly glow,
“My last name is... Well, you can say it now.”
And held out a paper which to me was endow’d
I read it out, “This hereby grants you the N-word pass”
He said, “That’s what you get, for me fucking your ass!”
His face came in vision, and then it was clear
Obama came to me and said, “Wow, you’re cute,
I’d love to get inside of your poop chute.”
I giggled a bit and said “Yes!” with glee
Just seconds later, Obama was in me.
He fucked me a while, then came real hard,
He filled my tummy up, like I was fat with lard.
He said, “I’ll tell you a secret, but keep it so,”
Then his smile seemed to brightly glow,
“My last name is... Well, you can say it now.”
And held out a paper which to me was endow’d
I read it out, “This hereby grants you the N-word pass”
He said, “That’s what you get, for me fucking your ass!”
02:34 PM 12/12/2019
I honestly can't believe (some) people here really think that being subscribed on 2 Reddit groups is considered a healthy lifestyle/fitness. Me and my GF work out almost every day except on Sundays and I often jog around the Central Park (New York). Being active in a Reddit group does not make you more fit or healthier, if anything, it actually makes it worse (I'm a student on Oxford)
02:34 PM 12/12/2019
Quote from Bitten , 02:33 PM 12/12/2019Thanks! I got it from r/copypasta !
Great poem!
02:34 PM 12/12/2019
That’s very nice.
02:35 PM 12/12/2019
Quote from staplers , 02:34 PM 12/12/2019lmao imagine believing that the current school system will bring future to you, the world is evolving old man
I honestly can't believe (some) people here really think that being subscribed on 2 Reddit groups is considered a healthy lifestyle/fitness. Me and my GF work out almost every day except on Sundays and I often jog around the Central Park (New York). Being active in a Reddit group does not make you more fit or healthier, if anything, it actually makes it worse (I'm a student on Oxford)
02:36 PM 12/12/2019
I'm scared
02:36 PM 12/12/2019
Quote from JoaquimMatador3 , 02:35 PM 12/12/2019[ Content Removed ]Quote from staplers , 02:34 PM 12/12/2019
I honestly can't believe (some) people here really think that being subscribed on 2 Reddit groups is considered a healthy lifestyle/fitness. Me and my GF work out almost every day except on Sundays and I often jog around the Central Park (New York). Being active in a Reddit group does not make you more fit or healthier, if anything, it actually makes it worse (I'm a student on Oxford)
lmao imagine believing that the current school system will bring future to you, the world is evolving old man
02:36 PM 12/12/2019
oh that's cool
02:37 PM 12/12/2019
Quote from staplers , 02:36 PM 12/12/2019What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.Quote from JoaquimMatador3 , 02:35 PM 12/12/2019Quote from staplers , 02:34 PM 12/12/2019
I honestly can't believe (some) people here really think that being subscribed on 2 Reddit groups is considered a healthy lifestyle/fitness. Me and my GF work out almost every day except on Sundays and I often jog around the Central Park (New York). Being active in a Reddit group does not make you more fit or healthier, if anything, it actually makes it worse (I'm a student on Oxford)
lmao imagine believing that the current school system will bring future to you, the world is evolving old man
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02:39 PM 12/12/2019
Quote from JoaquimMatador3 , 02:37 PM 12/12/2019I’m here all weekend I’ll be waiting on ya - I’ll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address I’ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won’t actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See you’re talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - I’ve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions -- we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - I’m not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so you’re saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and I’ll come there - either way 😊Quote from staplers , 02:36 PM 12/12/2019Quote from JoaquimMatador3 , 02:35 PM 12/12/2019Quote from staplers , 02:34 PM 12/12/2019
I honestly can't believe (some) people here really think that being subscribed on 2 Reddit groups is considered a healthy lifestyle/fitness. Me and my GF work out almost every day except on Sundays and I often jog around the Central Park (New York). Being active in a Reddit group does not make you more fit or healthier, if anything, it actually makes it worse (I'm a student on Oxford)
lmao imagine believing that the current school system will bring future to you, the world is evolving old man
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.