11:25 AM 27/01/2023
Long time ago, there was a man. A man.
He was called "John", but one day his life suddenly changed and gave him vietnam flashbacks for rest of his life.
That day he was driving a super fancy car, until suddenly at 2 AM, a furry appeared! The furry attacked him, but John had a gun and shoots at the monster! The furry is dead.
However three days later, a swarm of angry furries come to kill him for murdering their friend. So John having experience with weaponry decides to take out his hazmat suit and wear it, but also equip a flamethrower alongside a AK-47 and bullets for it.
And then, John having enough of furries constantly ruining his life, he decided to finally kill them. As he cooked 3 of those punks alive, then shot at the rest of them.
However, more of them appeared and tried to turn John into one of them, but John having balls of steel and will of steel, kept fighting back with his weaponry.
Until one day, furries took over his hometown and John ran away... with the only solution being to press a nuclear bomb launching button..
And therefore, the furries alongside his formerly beloved hometown were eradicated and from this day he's haunted by his memories of furry invaders who damaged his life and traumatized him.
He was called "John", but one day his life suddenly changed and gave him vietnam flashbacks for rest of his life.
That day he was driving a super fancy car, until suddenly at 2 AM, a furry appeared! The furry attacked him, but John had a gun and shoots at the monster! The furry is dead.
However three days later, a swarm of angry furries come to kill him for murdering their friend. So John having experience with weaponry decides to take out his hazmat suit and wear it, but also equip a flamethrower alongside a AK-47 and bullets for it.
And then, John having enough of furries constantly ruining his life, he decided to finally kill them. As he cooked 3 of those punks alive, then shot at the rest of them.
However, more of them appeared and tried to turn John into one of them, but John having balls of steel and will of steel, kept fighting back with his weaponry.
Until one day, furries took over his hometown and John ran away... with the only solution being to press a nuclear bomb launching button..
And therefore, the furries alongside his formerly beloved hometown were eradicated and from this day he's haunted by his memories of furry invaders who damaged his life and traumatized him.
11:37 AM 27/01/2023
That's hilarious.
11:41 AM 27/01/2023
john is a hero to society
09:17 PM 29/01/2023
Everybody should be like john #inspirational #dharmann #antifurries
09:48 PM 29/01/2023
was the nuke antifurry
04:23 AM 31/01/2023
this was a cute way to vent your anger towards the mentally ill
05:47 AM 31/01/2023
I was the furry.